Please, make some noise for… The Notorious P.I.G
Put your hands up for…. Toucan Shakur.
Please, give it up for… Gibbon and George.
It is my absolute honour to present… Goatam Ottolenghi
Please, rub your legs together for… Edward Grasshopper.
Give a little tea and sympathy for the talented, the tortured… Vincent Van Gopher
It is an honour and a pleasure to present the divine… Fridog Kahlo
Oh here she is! It’s Tracey Ermine.
It is my honour to present… Salvalabrador Dali.
Pass the salt… it’s Andrew Lanslug
